what’s a drum’s favorite vegetable
actually it is a carrot dumbass
ive surveyed a room full of drums before and what u say is not true
its like u dont carrot all for his puns
how do u pay for a game of bowling
with spare change
how do you burn down a bowling alley
you strike a match
how do you get away with it
you pin it on someone else
I majored in gif making.
alaska is a magical place
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
My boyfriend is such a sweetheart! <3
*strums guitar* i feel excluded from everything but it’s mostly my fault because i distance myself because i think i’m annoying *strums guitar*
male privilege is those long ass eyelashes you don’t even need